My Swimming Trunks Have Been Sucked Off Repack -

To ensure your swimwear stays secure in the future, follow these expert techniques: How to change out of your wet swim wear in public

And if anyone asks why you got out of the pool so fast? Just say the water was cold.

If you find yourself "a la natural" in the water, don't panic.

Now go buy a new pair of trunks. Tie them tight. And for the love of all that is holy, stay away from the filter drain.

So, what could be behind the mysterious disappearance of your swimwear? Several factors contribute to this problem: