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At a family barbecue, my uncle (a wonderful man who thinks mayonnaise is spicy) brought out what he called “gourmet burgers.” Prescott examined one, rotated it slowly on his plate, and said: “This patty has the structural integrity of a wet ballot. I admire the commitment to disappointment.”

Wears a light windbreaker in 30°F (-1°C) weather just to prove a point to Southerners. 🏙️ Distinguishing Habits Caffeine Dependency: my only bitchy cousin is a yankeetype guy the exclusive

I always thought family traits came in neat, predictable bundles—shared holiday recipes, the same stubborn jawline, a few inherited quirks. Then there’s my cousin, the outlier who could have been dropped into our family tree from a different species. If I had to sum him up in one obnoxiously accurate label: my only bitchy cousin is a Yankee‑type guy. And yes, it’s as specific and as infuriating as it sounds. At a family barbecue, my uncle (a wonderful

My cousin Tommy whispered to me, “Why is he like this?” Then there’s my cousin, the outlier who could

"You're family," he said, adjusting his sunglasses in the dark. "Family is the only club you can't buy your way into."

My only cousin, Barrett — never “Barry,” never “B,” always Barrett — is a Yankee type guy, the exclusive. That’s how my grandma put it once, after he corrected her pronunciation of “pecan.” The exclusive. Like he belonged to a club the rest of us didn’t know existed.