The Earnest Committee Chair Has A Masturbation ...

Where others see chaos (e.g., "What should we serve for Thanksgiving?"), the Committee Chair sees a workflow. They create subcommittees. One for menu planning. One for guest lists. One for seating arrangements. One for floral design. Decisions are made by consensus, but final approval rests with the Chair.

We live in an age of slouching. Relaxed fits, casual Fridays, "no worries" as a default reply. In this landscape, the Earnest Committee Chair stands out precisely because they care —loudly, publicly, and without irony. The Earnest Committee Chair Has a Masturbation ...